Hello my name is Vicky and this is my homepage and yeah but no but there's this whole fing called the internet which we're on right now! and it's full of fings about stuff and Penny said that I was on this fing on telly called Little Britain but Latisha said that Sameena said she let Kevin have a go on her baps for a finger of fudge so don't believe a fing she says anyway I've found some fings that I like and some other stuff like that so here are some of them fings for you to look @

That picture is my crew Destiny, Jerome, Tony, Rochelle, Darren and Kevin. Rochelle's cousin Jade took this photo with the disposable camera that Destiny stole from Boots by stuffing it in my blingin new Burberry handbag when I was stuffing lipsticks down my tights but I wasn't even there so no I don't know nothin about it. Shut up! And anyway Rochelle isn't not even talking to Rochelle since she gave Tony the last bit of her stuffed crust under the table in Pizza Hut and anyway their food's rubbish and I wasn't even there anyway. When we're not at school which is all the time actually cos it's rubbish! we go 2 the shopping centre in town and look @ fings then nick them and Meredith reckoned she nicked a whole rack of scrunchies out of Accesorize but don't listen to her cos she's got webbed toes. My favourite place to go is the bookshop cos they have these big red sofas right but if you don't buy nothing and just look at the sex books and make loads of noise they throw you out which is rubbish cos I've already had 2 babies and need to learn how not 2 get pregnant like by standing up or something or bathing in fizzy drink right after like Meredith did but that didn't work and she's had twins and called them Chelsea and Peckham.
I got this gorgeous Westlife hoodie off Shelley but she's a slag anyway but oh my god! she actually paid real money for it cos she got it off the internet and it's dead hard 2 nick things off here and I know cos I tried it. My auntie Su got me some more gold chains from Argos off the internet which was great cos she's normally in pantomimes like for the whole year! and forgets all about it but she got me 3 of them which was good cos I've only got 2 already and you know you got 2 have at least 5 on at once or you're so uncool!

Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but here's some websites I like 2 go on and you should like them too cos they're so cool...

Scally Central: This is a so cool place where me and my crew go and there's load of cool pictures of them and a message board where you can join in and be just like us except Joanne cos she gobbed in my milkshake last week and stirred it in…
Superdrug: This is like where we get our lipsticks from and our hair dye and stuff like that but they give me evils…
Brian Mickelthwaite: This clever man saw me on the telly and wrote this thing about me but it's rubbish anyway so don't even bother reading it OK?
This is Westlife: But they're rubbish as well.
Argos: They do gold jewellery at cheap prices which isn't as cheap as nicking it but it's better than paying too much so no but don't listen to me cos I'm just a clichéd West Country fictional teenager.

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